last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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