have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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