I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He did a backflip because drugs
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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