My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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