she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he told me I talked like a deaf person
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
