the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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