we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who wears a wallet chain?!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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