But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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