I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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