nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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