Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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