Nicole vs. Life
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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