why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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