Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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