woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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