I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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