Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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