we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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