But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you still have your period?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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