Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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