There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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