dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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