My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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