that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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