Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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