I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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