I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
only if we run a train.
done.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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