She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
