i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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