its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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