It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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