you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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