He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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