your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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