I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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