thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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