I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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