I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's shark week go big or go home
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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