question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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