We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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