did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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