THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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