We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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