Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
