i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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