The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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