I'm drive I can fine osifer
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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