belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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