Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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