Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Naked. naked and bneed help.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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