Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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