I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
