Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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