and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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