Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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