Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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